A greener shade of pale
A scientific study (performed by me last night) demonstrates that wine + beer + rum + guacamole chips = hangover. I think it was the guac chips that did it because jessica did not partake (meaning that michael and I ate the whole bag, which is kind of too gross to think about) and she felt fine this morning. I, on the other hand, felt like someone had stuffed a large rodent in my mouth, right after beating me about the head with it.
While at a stoplight last night, I see this group of silly looking Chicago used-to-be-yuppies-but-have-now-had-kids-,-gotten-a-huge-beer-belly-but-remained-just-as-dumb men stumble out of one bar and cross the street to go to another. I actually had time to be like, “wow, they’re just drunk enough that one of them is going to do something really stupid before they get to the next bar.” And sure enough, the silliest looking of them all sits down on the hood of one of the cars waiting for the light. His mates thought it was hilarious, of course, the driver was not as amused. What is that? Aside from the fact that he sat down really hard so his fat ass probably left a dent, who does that? I feel like there’s just one category of white urban men and women that just think that they are the end all, be all. It’s annoying
On a better note, there is a new baby rabbit that is living in my yard. It’s a bit weird though. It always goes to this one place in the yard and then tries to roll over. It’s ears are too big for it really to get all the way over, so it just kind of wiggles on one side and then flips over to the other side. Then it does this twitchy, spastic thing and then shoots off into the bushes. It keeps doing it. It acts like someone is shocking it with electrodes. I’m just gonna presume that it’s rabid (or rabbit! god I’m hilarious) and give it wide berth.
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