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Today’s only noteworthy item. Well okay, two:
1) I was at a function today where part of my duty was to ask people to fill out name tags. Now, no one likes name tags because they are dorky and fuck up you clothes. However, please bear in mind that it’s usually flunkies like me and B who ask you to do such things - don’t reply in your bitchiest voice, “No, I know my name.” It only makes you look like a total cunt.
2) I was actually in two scenes in my cold reading class tonight. Megan is awesome and I was lucky to have here, whereas my other scene partner with whom I read because she didn’t have a partner was a little less fortunate in the acting department. Actually, she may be a fine actor, but since I spent so long teaching her how to pronounce the words “lithium,” “Heimlich,” and “upholstery,” we didn’t really get to make it sparkle. Luckily, she also managed to butcher a few sentences so that they completely lost their meaning. It was fab.
Oh and for fun 3) Eric dropped his phone on the kitchen floor and it properly exploded. It was spectacular.
I’m bitchy. I’ve been drinking tequila.
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