e-discord
What the fuck is e-harmony? I just heard a commercial for it, and it seems like the total fucking collapse of America. Apparently, they can help “facilitate falling in love” by matching me with only the people a computer tells them are “truly compatible” for me.
Also, the commercial said that they’d run a personality test, whereby I could receive “objective insights into [myself].” Then, after telling me how I am, they’ll set me up only with people who are exactly right for me.
Something about that just sounds way to Brave New Worldy for me. I mean, if a computer wants to take out men that flay baby squirrels, go for it - but dating the same person time and time again until you find one you can tolerate sounds horrific.
I’m all about people using dating services if they’d like - but there is something seriously wrong and creepy about that commercial and e-harmony by proxy.
“facilitate falling in love” - what the fuck. If I hear any more of those nonsense corporate words that don’t mean anything used in everyday settings, I am seriously going to lose my shit. Call me a romantic, but I will destroy with my mind anyone that thinks about bringing flipcharts and icebreakers into my bedroom.
Something needs to be done about our culture.
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