Aslo pervy, but not me
Last night, I found myself watching part of the Hasselhoff disaster that is “America’s Got Talent.” As was clearly evinced last night, some of us don’t.
However, the show did make me more patriotic. How you ask, could this happen? Well, a 7′ tall, sword-balancing, go-go-boot-wearing, Russian immigrant drag queen with angel wings was brought back on after being rejected by H-hoff and the surly British Simon Cowel fakeo replacement. With the encouragement of Brandy and the surreal standing ovation from the crowd, the two meanie hosts were guilt-tripped into sending him through to the next round.
My government may hate gays, drag queens, and trannies, but America knows a good thing when they see it.
And here’s the pervy part: In the break following a simply amazing, singing 11 year old, KY ran a commercial for their new SPRAY BOTTLE lubricant.
What? Isn’t the thought of that lubricant/massage oil enough? I’ve used KY, and I know for a fact that I don’t want it all over my back. I also don’t want it sprayed in a fine mist anywhere.
Luckily, this commercial was running while I was waiting for Chris Kelly to pick up his phone. We had both just watched the same thing. His comment:
“I mean, seriously, how large of an area are you trying to lubricate?”
This is why he is my best friend.
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