Viewing Half Nelson
Last night, after doing the Subject activity, Andrew remarked, “If I were a girl, I think I’d have a big crush on Ryan Gosling.”
Um, only if by crush you mean imagining him when we’re gaving sex.
I didn’t actually do that, but I do have a huge crush on Ryan Gosling.
Suffice to say Half Nelson was a really good film. Pretty much a character study, there were some really great touches. These include:
- Gosling’s awesome Casio calculator watch
- His drunk mother eating cake of the end of a chef’s knife
- Calling a child “Bitch” in retaliation, much as a 13-year old would do.
Here is the biggest reason why I totally don’t think about Ryan Gosling while having sex with my boyfriend. (I’m sorry to have to provide it as a link, but WireImage is preventing me from stealing the photo.)
Here is a picture of Gosling at the MTV Teen Choice Awards.
The look on his face says nothing so much as, “Christ, I hate being here nearly as much as I hate this damned surfboard.”
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