Study Finds “Duh.”
A study released yesterday reported that nearly all Americans (95%) have had premarital sex. This is totally weird because… oh wait, it’s not. It does, however, throw into sharp relief the foolishness of abstinence-only education, especially for the under 30 set.
Imagine giving advice that you know 95% of people are going to ignore, and that you, yourself, probably ignored. It seems fruitless, but it is bearing fruit for some - to the tune of at least $50 million a year since 1998. Millions of dollars to people who tell kids that condoms have tiny holes or that having sex is like eating wet Cheetos chewed up by someone else.
Luckily, I’ve totally stopped having sex and am LOVING! my second virginity.
Most Americans Doin’ It [USA Today]
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December 24th, 2006 at 11:02 am
Second virginity, HA!
December 25th, 2006 at 11:32 am
Lucky for you.