SOTU Drinking Game!
Fun!
Firstly, take a big swig for the Democrats choosing Jim “tempted to slug the commander-in-chief” Webb for the rebuttal. Amazing. Nothing says “FU POTUS” like selecting the guy that is, in essence, responsible for making Bush’s next two years a living hell.
Onto the action!
Take one sip of whatever you’re drinking for:
- Cutaway to Hillary Clinton
- “Dependence on foreign oil”
- “Iran” and “Iraq” in the same sentence (otherwise it’s just going to be too much)
- Use of the phrase “climate change” (take a shot if he accidentally says “global warming”)
- “Tax cuts” (pace yourself)
- Praise for al-Maliki
- “Hard work” or “tough decisions” (if ‘hard work’ gets to 3x or more, punch tv after sip)
- “Augmentation” (take an extra shot if ‘surge’ is never mentioned)
- “Failure is not an option” (take an extra sip if mentioned in conjunction with “victory”)
- Shout out to a fallen member of the armed forces
- Mentions “sanctity of life” when talking about stem cell research (take a shot if it’s within two minutes of mentioning committing 21,500 more innocent Americans to get blown to bits).
One a shot of something for:
- Nancy Pelosi stays seated during a general ovation; bonus if she’s in the shot with Bush
- Cutaway to Hillary looking displeased and clapping without enthusiasm
- Cutaway to Denny Hastert in the back row.
- POTUS doesn’t get applause, but pauses anyway
- Bush mentions “social security” and looks like he might cry
- Bush mentions Ahmadinejad by name
- No mention of massive Congressional and public disapproval of escalation plan.
Others:
- Eat some tortilla chips every time POTUS mentions ‘ethanol’
- Big swig if Cheney shoots Pelosi in face or kills her with his mind during the SOTU.
- Drink whole bottle of something if Bush gives up and screams “Just stay the fucking course!”
That’s what my tiny brain came up with off the top of my head. What’cha got?
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