How to Create a Reputation…
…for being incredible!
Sam smooched my favorite Chaser boy on my behalf tonight. She told him that he had to marry me, but he seemed more smitten with her. Would that I had been in Darwin tonight - I could have gotten my visa.
And enormous-headed children.
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July 23rd, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Can you imagine natural birth? Bet you’re glad you thought that through….
July 23rd, 2007 at 10:50 pm
Well, you have to reckon the hair the kid would have might do some initial stretching.
Can we please not discuss this anymore in public?
July 23rd, 2007 at 11:30 pm
oh. sorry. but seriously, the hair is nothing compared to actual skull size. Aren’t you glad I didn’t say vaginal birth? Oh, oops…sorry!
July 23rd, 2007 at 11:46 pm
Yep, you’re gonna have a rep.
Though most people who read this blog probably know that I wouldn’t have a C-section until the situation absolutely demanded it.
And no FUCKING HUSBAND STITCH!
July 24th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
I know you wouldn’t (c-section or FHS as it will from now on be known).
And yes, my rep remains just as tattered and stained as it has always been.
July 24th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Just like something else. Oh my god, had the most hilarious night with the boys last night. Nathan had to be my ‘partner’. I’ll tell you all about it when you call in five minutes. What useless typing this is!