My Heart Weeps
Brian informs us today that The Two Way Inn has been dubbed ‘the new Rainbo’. Oh how my tiny heart ripped in two upon hearing this news.
There are apparently now bouncers and plastic cups! If my precious $1 steins of Old Style are gone, Chicago will truly cease to be my home.
That’s the royal we (well, ‘us’) I used above. That’s how upset I am.
And now we will never discuss this again in the hopes that boatloads of hipsters were too drunk and ironic to find it again.
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November 2nd, 2007 at 4:43 am
I heard it was mentioned in maxim. I saw brian on the road the other day he gave me a nice blank stare. Next time I’ll bring my vagina.
I got molested last time I was in the two way by a drunk mexican man. I doubt it’s the china club yet.
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:11 am
These lies are untrue, I confirmed yesterday no bouncers or plastic cups. Tho they do have something called a “By Week Party!” scheduled because of no bears games. The two way has really lost it’s sparkle after it “closed” and I don’t know why beacuse nothing much changed.
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:12 am
also, Ronnys is the new rainbo that place is quite awful
November 4th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
I gave him shit about the lies, but you’ll have to handle your vagina envy on your own.
November 5th, 2007 at 8:08 am
It does seem to be the key to getting brian to remember your name.