Mike Huckabee Nearly Ruins Deer
Sure Huckabee won in Iowa tonight, but don’t think he didn’t leave havoc in his bread-eating wake.
On the way to the caucus, I ran into a patch of (no doubt) Huckabee-laid black ice. This isn’t such a problem if you’re going straight. If, however, you’re going downhill as three deer cross the road it’s nearly impossible to stop.
What is it with deer!?! The last one in line sauntered jauntily across the road as death careened slowly toward it. I wasn’t going fast at all - about fifteen miles an hour. And yet downhill, so not stopping either. All I could imagine as we slid toward the final deer was the collision with its body simply causing the car to cease moving. And perhaps a small bounce.
Instead, while I rode the anti-locks and grabbed the emergency brake, we came within three feet of the Huckadeer. How he missed the right fender is beyond me.
Utterly terrifying. Similar, in fact, to the thought of a Huckabee presidency.
And yet, surprisingly, a Huckabee candidacy would be awesome. I want to hear more about his dog-hangin’, porn-lovin’ sons over 10 months of totally not running negative ads whilst politely asking that the media air them for free.
See this rambling? This is what happens when Mike Huckabee steals all the good bread and you’re forced to eat inferior Subway bread.
It’s all in the carbs.
And on that weird note, I’ll blog about the caucus itself tomorrow, but leave you with Jenny’s sage wisdom:
Me: So! What’d we learn about the caucus?
Jenny: It takes forever and there’s not nearly enough eye candy.
Now there is an Iowan.
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