This is seriously the front page theage.com.au is running at the moment (too wide, hence the thumbnail):
Stories include: testimony at Charles Taylor’s trial, fleeing molesty schoolmarms and ‘Kristen’s’ musical popularity. Don’t miss the two stories at the bottom about the ‘naked kidnap ordeal’ and that lady who was on the toilet for two years.
Every other goddamn headline these days is some sensationalist, Herald-Sun sex story.
And this is why, Fairfax Media, I’ve pretty much stopped reading the online version of your newspaper.