Bedroom Window Observations
I have no empirical way to test this - or, shall I say, no desire to empirically test this - but I’m pretty sure that the man who lives next door to me walks outside every time he needs to blow his nose.
I just can’t imagine that it’s a coincidence. Aside from his (recently-infrequent) early morning ‘Heeeeeeeys,’ I never hear from him. Other than nose-blowing.
It just seems really odd when utter silence is occasionally punctuated by nasal pyrotechnics. Let me stress to you that these are not just your average hankie moments, but long, honk-filled purges of his sinuses.
It’s the kind of nose-blowing that makes your unfortunate and curious neighbors look up from their reading in the hopes they might see the schnoz in question.
And then press the ‘Post’ button on their blog…
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