Bush Skipping Republican Convention
Damn perfect. Republicans get out of having to have Bush speak at the RNC so that he can go ‘attend’ to Gustav.
Bush spokeswoman Dana Perino says the White House is working on possible alternatives that would allow Bush to make a speech at the convention, which begins Monday.
Somehow I bet that’s not going to happen, Dana.
God forbid there’s chance for Bush to make an ass of himself when it actually benefits us.
You know, as opposed to mortally embarrassing us to the point lamenting the last eight years on a weekly, if not daily, basis.
On a non-political note - let’s just hope he doesn’t stuff this up as badly as the last one.
Update: Cheney’s out, too. Though Laura Bush - whose approval rating sits some 20 points higher than her husband’s (so, like, a 98 points higher than Cheney’s) will still be speaking tonight. Enjoy!
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