Subtle
I really miss the days of creative spam.
There was a time when those who sought to enlarge the size of my penis went to extraordinary lengths (right?) to conceal the lurid content of their messages.
Interesting email addresses (and bizarrely long quotes from The Hobbit) were the brown manila envelope of the internet age.
Today I got a spam from someone simply called ‘Penis’.
Should the time ever arise (right?) when I need to thrill her with the size/girth/turgidity of my admittedly minute manflesh, I don’t feel I could trust a company/some dude/bot that can’t put the time and effort into wooing me into clicking on the link.
[Sigh. I started to write a sentence about the puns coming naturally, but that yielded just far too many more puns. It's a family restaurant.]
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