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HuffPo’s Tacky Obama Grandma Headline

I don’t read the Huffington Post very often. Despite their sometimes informative content, they often resort to tacky, lefty-Drudge headlines.

Ironically, I had clicked over to HuffPo for an article on why the online mag can’t replace the NYT.

(Oh, and speaking of which, the NYT took umbrage with the Atlantic article I quoted yesterday. Perhaps rumors of her death have been greatly exaggerated - or NYT’s communications dept has a vested interest in not appearing vulnerable. Updated: Gawker’s Hamilton Nolan takes a crack at the latter point.)

Anyway, the Huffington Post would like you to know that Africans are backwards, barbarous freaks:

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The actual story explains that Obama’s grandmother wanted to bring a spear and shield amongst other gifts for her grandson on the occasion of his inauguration. It’s unclear from the article if she’ll check it, but it seems likely that she fears it being damaged during the flight and wanted to carry it on.

“But I have been told that due to security reasons I will not be allowed to board a plane with it,” she explained.

Hopefully, she and the airline can work out a compromise. (God, I’d love to see what today’s TSA would do with my grandmother; she packed everything… She also used to pack up all the bread rolls from the restaurant table into her purse, but that’s a separate issue.)

Needless to say, I did not click through to ‘Read HuffPost’s Inauguration BigNews Page’.

I made an angry noise and took a screen capture.

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Death of the Newspaper - Seattle’s P-I

[Updated below]

Just a month ago, Detroit’s two dailies, the Detroit Free Press and The Detroit News, announced they would reduce home delivery to just three days a week. Except the mildly profitable Thursday, Friday and Sunday editions, non-delivery days will see truncated content.

This month’s Atlantic examines the plight of the NYT, and sketches out doomsday scenarios for the paper. The upshot? Though unlikely, the NYT’s paper edition could fold as soon as May 2009.

These cutbacks and death of the newspaper nightmares, however, pale in comparison to the actual and sudden death of Seattle’s Post-Intelligencer.

Reporters and newsroom staff were told to gather for an announcement midday on Friday where they were told that the P-I would be put up for sale by parent company, The Hearst Corp.

The chances of a buyer for the troubled paper are extremely low, and no one really sees a print edition remaining on the table if one did emerge.

For all intents and purposes, staff were told that the 146-year old paper will cease production within 60 days.

Many are discussing the move from paper editions to online editions, but it seems unlikely that web-based newspapers will be able to generate the amount of content (and more importantly, the quality of content) delivered by today’s newspapers.

The P-I’s article on its demise notes that a web edition of the paper would not be able to maintain the staff of the print edition. Hirschorn’s Atlantic article estimates that a web-only NYT would be forced to cut staff by 80%.

Outside of media professionals, few are making a fuss:

If you’re hearing few howls and seeing little rending of garments over the impending death of institutional, high-quality journalism, it’s because the public at large has been trained to undervalue journalists and journalism. The Internet has done much to encourage lazy news consumption, while virtually eradicating the meaningful distinctions among newspaper brands. The story from Beijing that pops up in my Google alert could have come from anywhere. As news resources are stretched and shared, it can often appear anywhere as well: a Los Angeles Times piece will show up in TheWashington Post, or vice versa.

That’s from the Hirschorn article, which I highly recommend. Also recommended is Eli Sanders’ evocative and sad posting on the P-I’s demise over at The Stranger.

There are many legitimate complaints about today’s newspapers (and god knows if you read this blog, you’ve heard many of them - and probably some illegitimate ones, too), but I would argue that they retain importance for our culture.

Without waxing overly romantic, newspapers provide us with a tangible, tactile record of our experiences. Holding the front page on November 5, 2008 is something no screen capture can replace. And while I get much of my news from the internet these days, reading the paper with a cup of coffee is a friendly, subtly comforting experience.

Newspapers have dug themselves some serious holes, many of which are destined to become graves in the current financial environment. The P-I is the first in what I fear will be a long line of papers to fold this year.

Best of luck to the staff and families of the P-I.

Update: The NYT’s communications dept takes issue with Hirschorn’s assessment.

Update II: Gawker’s Hamilton Nolan pushes back against the NYT’s letter, including some analysis of the NYT’s financial situation. Gawker also notes that the NYT’s online component would have to increase traffic sevenfold to survive without its print component. It already has the fifth highest traffic in the interwebs, so that kind of a jump seems unlikely, if nigh impossible.

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Subtle

I really miss the days of creative spam.

There was a time when those who sought to enlarge the size of my penis went to extraordinary lengths (right?) to conceal the lurid content of their messages.

Interesting email addresses  (and bizarrely long quotes from The Hobbit) were the brown manila envelope of the internet age.

Today I got a spam from someone simply called ‘Penis’.

Should the time ever arise (right?) when I need to thrill her with the size/girth/turgidity of my admittedly minute manflesh, I don’t feel I could trust a company/some dude/bot that can’t put the time and effort into wooing me into clicking on the link.

[Sigh. I started to write a sentence about the puns coming naturally, but that yielded just far too many more puns. It's a family restaurant.]

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