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Zimbabwe Election Redux

Jesus. That’s about all one can say about this past Friday’s election in Zimbabwe.

With Tsvangirai gone and the UN bravely refusing to do anything (the august body was even unable to declare a run-off with one candidate ‘illegitimate’).

Mugabe has declared victory and proclaimed ‘record turnouts’, though it appear (unsurprisingly) that the Zimbabweans that voted did so out of fear. Despite the increasing violence and terror waged against those supporting the opposition, it seems as though numerous voters spoilt their ballots or voted for Tfo. Some even boycotted the poll, despite Mugabe’s thugs checking for the tell-tale ‘I voted’ red ink on people’s fingers.

But, worry not, Mugabe is going to be magnamouous in his ‘victory’ - I suppose he can afford to be, having terrorized his opponent and his people.

Bush is going to put in tougher sanctions, but whether this will work or not is debatable. One of Mugabe’s ploys in the past has been to claim that Western sanctions on his government is what has driven the insane inflation in the country. But at least he’s doing something.

After the fact, of course. God forbid we act when it might be truly effective - say, before or during the intimidating beatings, murders and incarcerations. Say, before Mugabe could claim victory in an election.

Perhaps if we meddled in the right place for once we wouldn’t have to call it ‘meddling’.

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Obama Defines Cuba Policy

Yesterday, Barack Obama told 800 Miami Cubans that he’d meet with Raul Castro and lift the bans on sending money and traveling to Cuba.

Holy hell. How did one man get so brave?

He’s keeping the embargo, but the prospect of negotiations with the island is a huge leap forward.

He either just won Florida with honesty or made sure no Democrat wins it ever again. It’ll depend on how sick Miami is of the usual pandering from the Right.

I can taste the Hatueys in Baracoa already.

Obama Pledges Cuba Policy Change [BBC News, h/t Jessie]

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So, Who’s Gollum?

I thought I was done, but this is amazing.

Rick Santorum (down by double digits-PA) has a new, rather elfin defense of the Iraq War:

“As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else,” Santorum said, describing the tool the evil Lord Sauron used in search of the magical ring that would consolidate his power over Middle-earth.“It’s being drawn to Iraq and it’s not being drawn to the U.S.,” Santorum continued. “You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don’t want the Eye to come back here to the United States.”

Now, I’m tempted just to leave this one on funny mode, but it seems like Senator Santorum is saying that we invaded Iraq to use the Iraqi people as human shields.

Hilarity ensues.

Via ThinkProgress, Salon, and PillyBurbs.com

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