Apt Amendments
In case you haven’t heard, the newest iteration of the Federal Marriage Amendment was re-introduced to Congress this week.
The amendment would, of course, protect the sacred institution of marriage from the destructive ways of teh homos and their big gay marriages.
The obvious need for such an amendment is given extra patriotic flare through the sponsorship of our nation’s two staunchest defenders of sacred unions, Senators Larry Craig and David Vitter.
Larry Craig (R-ID), as you may remember, sprung to fame last summer after attempting to solicit sex in the men’s toilets.
David Vitter (R-LA) is equally famous for hiring prostitutes.
I wish there some kind of bell or buzzer that we, as a nation, could collectively ring (or buzz) in moments of extreme irony.
It’d relieve some of the sputtering from the cognitive dissonance.
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