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Imprisoned Congolese Goats… What Will They Think of Next?!1?

The conflict in the Democratic Republic of Congo has killed well over 5 million people.

Sporadic, ad hoc reporting that emphasizes an ‘ancient ethnic conflict’ meme is just one of the problems with the media’s reaction to crises in African countries, this one in particular.

Such reporting, however, looks downright charming compared with this anonymously authored gem from the BBC today about imprisoned Congolese goats:

The beasts were due to appear in court, charged with being sold illegally by the roadside.

The minister said many police had serious gaps in their knowledge and they would be sent for retraining.

This would be a good story to file under the ‘inescapable African incompetence’ category of reporting, were it not for this line at the end:

BBC Africa analyst Mary Harper says that given the grim state of prisons in Congo, the goats will doubtless be relieved about being spared a trial.

Zing! It’s… hilarious?… how awful the conditions are for thousands of imprisoned Congolese.

This isn’t quite up there with British reporting in the early days of the Rwandan genocide that detailed the escape of a ‘war hero’ poodle, but it’s close.

[By the way, I'm aware that the link above is also from the BBC; it's a bit better (and authored) though it still contains this awesome line: "And because DR Congo's population is large...it's a worse humanitarian crisis even than that caused by other African wars." Even worse than other crazy African wars? Whoa.]

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Assassination Sex-Up at The Age

You really have to hand it to the editors of theage.com.au. There is no story they can’t reduce to a Herald Sun-quality headline these days.

Take, for instance, the story about the possible threat against Obama during the DNC.

Obviously, any talk of a threat against Obama is serious news. The NYT treated it with due diligence - a blog post from Healy on the 25th and a follow-up story on the 26th.

Four people were arrested after a traffic stop that uncovered arms, drugs and a possible plot to assassinate the Democratic candidate. Healy is quick to point out, however:

It was not clear how well along the possible plot was, or whether the people under arrest had found a way to overcome the heavy security surrounding the Democratic convention.

The United States attorney for Colorado, Troy Eid, seemed to play down the degree of threat that Mr. Obama faced… “We’re absolutely confident there is no credible threat to the candidate, the Democratic National Convention, or the people of Colorado.”

Sounds like news, but something unsurprising - though fundamentally upsetting - and an issue dealt with quickly and effectively by law enforcement.

Here’s how The Age put it:

Target Obama: An American nightmare

IT IS a recurring American nightmare, a fear that haunts a nation and that has stalked every presidential candidate since the Kennedys.

Now, 40 years after Robert Kennedy was gunned down in Los Angeles, Americans have been confronted again with the spectre of political assassination.

Mercifully, their collective fear was activated this time not by the ringing out of gunshots, but by the random arrest of a suspected drunk driver in Colorado.

It goes on from there, though I think those three paragraphs reflect the fever pitch of hysteria that characterizes an alarming number of stories at theage.com.au these days.

Obviously, a letter to Age editor-in-chief Andrew Jaspan seemed in order, had it not been for the unceremonious sacking of Jaspan a day after Fairfax fired 550 of its staff.

(It says something about the structure of your newspaper when stocks go up after the elimination of 165 editorial positions.)

The Age (or at least its online equivalent), however, managed to sex up Jaspan’s firing given a day of thought.

Here’s the initial headline and lede:

Jaspan replaced as Age editor

The Age’s editor-in-chief Andrew Jaspan has been replaced one day after Fairfax Media announced 550 jobs would go at its Australian and New Zealand operations.

And here’s the story a day later:

Age editor-in-chief removed in job-cutting sweep

THE Age’s editor-in-chief, Andrew Jaspan, has been removed from his position less than 24 hours after the newspaper’s owner, Fairfax Media, announced 550 job losses.

Practically makes it sound like they hauled him from the building. And damned sooner!

(The second article also features a hilarious caption - ‘Andrew Jaspan: Removed’)

Here’s a tip guys - continuing to lower your standards does not appear to be working. I know you’re losing your classified revenue; try making up for it with quality journalism! Think of us as a niche market.

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Inauspicious Obama Moment

Let’s never have this happen again, k?

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Via Wonkette (and others).

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Clinton’s Iran Soundbite: Obliterated

I’m sure no one will take this out of context - over and over and over:

“I want the Iranians to know that if I’m the president, we will attack Iran,” Clinton said. “In the next 10 years, during which they might foolishly consider launching an attack on Israel, we would be able to totally obliterate them.”

Why would ABC clip it that way? For full context: she was responding to this question:

Clinton further displayed tough talk in an interview airing on “Good Morning America” Tuesday. ABC News’ Chris Cuomo asked Clinton what she would do if Iran attacked Israel with nuclear weapons.

“I want the Iranians to know that if I’m the president, we will attack Iran,” Clinton said. “In the next 10 years, during which they might foolishly consider launching an attack on Israel, we would be able to totally obliterate them.”

An Iranian nuclear attack on Israel is a pretty extreme circumstance made all the more fanciful by the fact that Iran doesn’t have nuclear weapons, presumably the point of Clinton’s ‘next 10 years’ remark. Faced with an Iranian-instigated nuclear war against a major ally, I imagine any president would attack them.

I haven’t seen the interview - it doesn’t air for a couple hours - but this is a really awkward structure. It seems intentionally designed to make her sound like attacking Iran is in the cards. Other media and blogs are completely going to lift that quote without the sentence before it.

Which is not to mention the headline makes it sound like we’re ready to go today:

Clinton on Iran Attack: ‘Obliterate Them’

I assume ABC is still riding high from the positive reactions to their debate coverage.

I can’t decide if this is just bad or if it’s intentionally making Clinton sound more hawkish for the conservative, rural Pennsylvanian voters.

Link:
Clinton on Iran Attack: ‘Obliterate Them’ [ABC]

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Journalist Revolt at the Age

Well, thank god.

Yesterday [10 April, 2008] 235 Age journalists voted unanimously for a motion accusing their editor in chief, Andrew Jaspan, of degrading their ability to produce independent journalism.

These journalists have grown increasingly angry and desperate over recent months at what they see as an unprecedented erosion of the ideals that have guided the newspaper in the past.

The meeting included open displays of anger with the editor. In one particularly telling exchange the night news editor, Patrick Smithers effectively accused Jaspan of telling an untruth.

The meeting was in response to the Age’s coverage of Earth Hour, the content of which appears to have been driven by… promoters of Earth Hour. Journalists reportedly watched in horror and then malaise as their content was replaced by boosterism pap.

MediaWatch also ran a segment about emails from an EarthHour rep to Jaspan on Monday, 7 April.

The journalists have pledged to meet again and to protect and encourage independent journalism at the paper.

To Age journalists I say: Amen. Your writing - when I can find it beneath the gay-pedophile-hussy-teacher-child-torso-murder-shock stories these days - is still top quality. Fight Jaspan, and the readers will be behind you.

It’s behind their pay wall, but Crikey also has audio of Jaspan being told off. Zing!

The moral of the story is: beware the wrath of angry journalists; they will tell you what an ass you’re being, record it, and then pass the tapes onto a site that will play them over and over and over.

Man, I sure hope none of them have seen the website… they’re gonna be pissed.

Andrew Jaspan? 235 Age journalists can’t be wrong [Crikey via Ramon]

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